Why do possessed people have their pupils enlarge?

And other reasons people visit this here blog.

I will admit I don’t have a huge following owing to the fact that either:

1) My writing is sporadic, at best.  I don’t post daily, or weekly, or even monthly.  I post when the notion strikes me and so there is no specific schedule.

or

B) My writing isn’t of interest to a wide variety of people.  It’s either navel-gazing for my own purposes or it’s niche writing that is of interest to a handful of people.

I’m cool with that because my writing has been mostly therapeutic and largely not audience-oriented.  Most of the traffic I seem to get here is through search engines and because of that I get, probably, some very disappointed visitors.  They query their search engines for important things that their inquiring minds wish to know such as, ‘Why do possessed people have their pupils enlarge?’, and then they click on the links that pop up on their screen.  I’m sure they’re disappointed when they find I don’t have the answer posted, only that it makes me angry that any rational person would believe such a thing.  So in an effort to accommodate I’ll give it a go.

Scientific research shows that pupils dilate, or enlarge, for a number of different reasons – none of them having anything to do with demon possession. Drug and alcohol use, sleepiness, mental illness, sexual arousal, depression, and even thinking, depending on how smart you are, can cause pupil dilation and constriction.  So I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you’re looking at someone and their pupils are dilated they probably aren’t possessed.  No, better yet,I’m going to go out on a limb and say they definitely aren’t possessed since, y’know there’s no such things as demons.  Unless it’s their own personal demons.  Then, yeah, you could call it that, I guess.  But you wouldn’t be helping them any because exorcisms don’t work on that. Okay?

Seriously, that’s the fourth most asked question that gets people to this blog.

The third?  People wanting to know what size pvc pipe to discipline beat their infants with.  Who knew there were that many people interested in this?  WTF?!?  For the love of Pete, put down the pipe and go figure out what is wrong with your kid that is making him or her cry!  And it isn’t the need of a spanking that is causing whatever the problem is.  You do know spanking your infant will make him more cry, right?

Then there are all sorts of queries about narcissism.  ‘What does it feel like to be in a one-sided relationship?’, ‘relationship feels a bit one-sided’, ‘What does the Bible say about narcissistic relationships?’.  They go on and on – probably a hundred or so – but my personal favorite has to be, ‘Should a Christian be in a relationship with a narcissist?’.  To which I say, Honey, if you are a Christian you’re already in a relationship with a narcissist.

Finally, the number one query that brings people here – sluts.  Liberal sluts, sammich makin’ sluts, dirty sluts, slutty sluts.  You name the kind and its generated a hit here.

Needless to say I find this all slightly disturbing.

8 thoughts on “Why do possessed people have their pupils enlarge?

    • Innit?

      Well, I did. Just once. Not really. It was more about why women who want their birth-control to be covered by their group health insurance aren’t really sluts, but I did put that in the title, and perhaps the tags – I don’t remember. Anyway, I’m fairly certain that’s not what these seekers are looking for. I just had no idea that many people would be looking for those, given how shameful it is to actually, y’know, be one. ;)

  1. Funny stuff.

    I have written a few posts on sex, teenagers, well….brings some pretty interesting searchers to my blog. I find it fascinating how search algorithms put various words together to make their suggestions.

    I love you narcissist line. :)

    • Thanks. In hindsight I think I should add…”No, as a human being you should not be in a relationship with one of those. So drop that imaginary a-hole and come join us on the dark side”.

      That might be a bit much, though.

    • I’m assuming they were looking for p*o*r*n ?!? (and hopefully spelling it that way will keep the search bots from sending Ruth even weirder queries in the future).

    • Well you can’t have your cake and eat it too, John. :)

      Have you ever written about sluts?

      It’s in the title of one of my previous posts. Who woulda thunk it would bring so much traffic?

      Who on earth would even search “sluts” on a search engine?

      Based purely on past experience. Pervs. Christian pervs. Ones looking for their forbidden fruit. It’s sinful to have those in the FirstWorld but, oh, they can dream.

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