Names don’t offend. People do.
Apparently 51 year-old April Lee Yates didn’t pray hard enough. According to WBTW News she dined out in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Sunday night expecting Jesus Christ to pick up the tab. When he didn’t show up with the cash in hand she was carted off to jail because she hadn’t the money to pay.
I wonder how many times Jesus has paid a dinner check for her. She certainly expected him to come through for her. She didn’t even do a proper dine-and-dash. She sat there for four hours waiting on him.
Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.